Biden Admin Researches Blocking The Sun In Order To Limit Global Warming, New Report Reveals

In what could be considered the most insane and bizarre decision of his presidency, the Biden administration has made the intellectual move to study how they could block the sun out to prevent global warming.

A report, congressionally mandated to be released, revealed the intent to research the controversial topic of solar radiation modification, which some have pushed as a potential fix to global warming. The side effects of the measure currently are unknown, but some scientists believe that it could have the potential to alter the chemical makeup of the atmosphere itself.

“A program of research into the scientific and societal implications of solar radiation modification (SRM) would enable better-informed decisions about the potential risks and benefits of SRM as a component of climate policy, alongside the foundational elements of greenhouse gas emissions mitigation and adaptation,” the report reads. “Such a research program would also help to prepare the United States for possible deployment of SRM by other public or private actors. A research program characterized by transparency and international cooperation would contribute to a broader basis of trust around this issue.”

The report only revealed the interest in the Biden administration to study the topic and notes that the report does not speak to any actual coming policies from the mentally declining president. 

“Research would be intended to address knowledge gaps and build understanding to aid decisionmaking and policymaking,” the report clarifies. 

The entire idea seems so utterly bizarre, to directly block the sun to curb the minor amount of warming that the Earth has witnessed. The report itself can best be described as a complete and utter waste of tax dollars, providing no actual usefulness besides another reason to be disappointed in Joe Biden. 

The report makes it very clear that Biden is deadset on ‘solving’ global warming, with the report stating, “The Biden-Harris Administration strongly affirms that climate change is one of the greatest challenges facing the world, particularly those countries and communities most vulnerable to its adverse effects. Immediate, sustained, and effective reductions of global greenhouse gas emissions are required to slow the pace of climate change and reduce the risk of crossing critical and potentially catastrophic thresholds in the global climate system.”

“These reductions must occur while robust adaptation is accelerated and while capabilities in effective and responsible carbon dioxide removal, such as direct air capture and permanent sequestration, are pursued vigorously,” it continued. 

The report also points to blocking the sun as primarily working to “limit temperature increase.” This admission proves that the policy wouldn't entirely solve the problem on its lonesome, making the research even more frivolous. It’s hard to even imagine the cost associated with blocking the sun, but Biden has never been concerned with being fiscally reasonable.

All in all, the report clarifies just how off his rocker Joe Biden is, as whenever the president begins to wonder whether blocking the sun is a good idea, the American people can conclude he’s lost it.