Are You Joking? Joe Biden Passes Revealing New Physical — But He Underwent No Cognitive Examination!

This Thursday, President Joe Biden passed his White House physical examination, in a report that is sure to shock Americans everywhere.

“The president remains fit for duty, and fully executes all of his responsibilities without any exemptions or accommodations,” White House Physician Kevin O’Connor began his report. “I have conducted a comprehensive review of President Biden’s medical history and a detailed physical examination… This document updates my last statement, from 19 November 2021. Today’s memorandum speaks to his current health and fitness and addresses any interval change.”

O’Connor’s 2021 report offers basically the same assessment of President Biden, asserting he was “fit for duty,” with no accommodations.

The document addresses speculation that Biden may have been suffering from long COVID after testing positive for the virus multiple times in 2022. But the document maintains he is experiencing no noticeable long-term symptoms from the virus.

“Fortunately, having been fully vaccinated and twice boosted at the time of initial infection, the President experienced only mild symptoms, consisting mostly of a deep, loose cough and hoarseness. He responded very well to standard, outpatient therapy, to include the anti-viral medication, Paxlovid, the report finds. “The President has not experienced any residual symptoms which may be considered to be “Long COVID”. He has received his Bivalent COVID vaccine.”

Biden is continuing to take medicine for heart arrhythmia known as atrial fibrillation. He also suffers from acid reflux. But overall, the report finds President Biden is a “healthy, vigorous, 80–year-old male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the Presidency, to include those as Chief Executive, Head of State and Commander in Chief.”

Responding to the examination, former White House doctor for Trump and Obama, Congressman Ronny Jackson (R-TX) argued, “WHY ON EARTH did Biden not get a cognitive exam? Trump had one, why not him? Biden’s ability to think and reason is GONE! He SHOULD NOT be President!!”

WHY ON EARTH did Biden not get a cognitive exam? Trump had one, why not him? Biden’s ability to think and reason is GONE! He SHOULD NOT be President!!

— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) February 16, 2023

Jackson then turned to the media, contending they ought to be begging for a cognitive exam, something absent from the physical.

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Jackson wrote, “The media is SILENT about the LACK of a cognitive exam for Biden. The American people want to know this information, and the media is doing NOTHING. They’re letting this incompetent buffoon drive our country over a cliff!!”

The media is SILENT about the LACK of a cognitive exam for Biden. The American people want to know this information, and the media is doing NOTHING. They’re letting this incompetent buffoon drive our country over a cliff!!

— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) February 17, 2023

Dr. Jackson is right about that much — the American people have expressed far greater skepticism of Biden’s mental health as compared to his physical health. A Rasmussen Reports survey finds that sixty-six percent of voters want Biden to take a mental exam. With numbers like that, Biden should feel obligated to assuage the concerns of Americans everywhere.